There was a man who really took care of his body. One
day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he
was tan all over except for his penis. So he decided to
do something about it. He went to the beach and got
completely undressed and buried himself in the sand,
except for his penis, which he left sticking out.

Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one
using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking up out of
the sand, she began to move it around with her cane,
remarking to the other lady, "There is no justice in
this world." The other lady asked what she meant.

"Well, when I was 20, I was curious about it. When I
was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it.
When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed
for it. When I was 70, I forgot all about it. Now I'm
80 and the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old
to squat!"